in Hindi
Status 1. Kaun kehta hai k Tumhari khoobsuurti mein Dumm hai,PaGli Log tumhe iss liye Psand krte Hain Kyu ki Tumhare #AashiQ hum hain.
Status 2. Mujhe Na HuQaM ka ikka bn na hai..Na Raani ka BadShaH..Hum #Jokar hi Ache hai..Jiske NaseeB mein aayenge..Baazi palat denge
Status 3. Aj ka kathor pr Kdvaa Sach...4 Rishte DaaR ek hi disha mein Tab hi chlte hai Jab paanchvaa kandhe pr ho..
Status 4. Tumne dhuul kya Aankho mein daali Ab ! Pehle se Behtarr dikhta hai.
Status 5. Ehsaas Badaal Jaatey Hai Duniya Main,Warna..,‘MOHABBAT’Aur ‘NAFRAAT’ Ek Hi Dil Se Hoti Hai….!!
Status 6. Dil To Karta Hai Zindagi Ko Kisi Qaatil Ke Hawaale Kar Du..,Judaai Mein Yun Roz - Roz Ka Marnaa Mujhe Achchaa Nahi Lagta.
Status 7. Suna hai aap TaQdeer dekhne ka Hunar Rkhte ho...Mera #hath dekh kr btana Pehle #aap aaoge ya Maut.
Status 8. Naam BaDnaaM hone ki chintta Chhor di maine,Ab jb Gunaah hoga to Mashhoor b to hong.
Status 9. Meri umar itni to nahi fir bhi mujhe bade bade AAshisq salam karte hain.
Status 10. Hum us Society me rahte hai, jaha Police se pehle PIZZA aata hai.
Status 11. Woh bachha hai, par Bado sa Sabra rakhta hai, Khelne ki Umar hai or KaroBaar karta hai.
Status 12. Tumhe Sirf wo Thela dikhta hai, Haqikat me wo apna Pura GHAr khinchta hai.
Status 13. Itni chahat to laakho rupyee paane ki bhi nahi, Jitni Bachpan ki Tasvir dekhkar bachpan jane ki hoti hai.
Status 14. Casanova to hum bachpan me the ab Duniya hume Gentleman bulati hai.
Status 15. Gumnaam hai aaj bhi Vatan ki Khatir seene par goli khane wale, Log thappad khakar Mash-hur huye ja rahe hai.
Status 16. Mohabbat se milkar tum Faisla karlo, Panchayato me Sanam ke Khat padhe nahi jaate.
Status 17. Dil bhi ek Zid par Ada hai, kisi bachhe ki tarah, ya to Sab-Kuch chahiye ya kuch bhi nahi.
Status 18. Modi ji Pichle luch dino se bahut Thand lag rahi hai. kya isi liye Apko Vote diya hai.
Status 19. Christmas par DP me Topi pehnne walo, Nag-panchmi me kya sir me Saanp latkaoge.
Status 20. Aap Sadko ki Baat karte ho Dosto, betiya to Garv me bhi Mehfuz nahi hai.
Status 21. Insaan agar Tez chale to bura, OR agar INTERNET tez chale to bahut achha.
Status 22. Aksar Mohhabat bhare FaceBook Status dalte rahna chahiye, taaki logo ko ye Galatfehmi to rahe ki kahi na kahi iska Taanka bhida hai.
Status 23. Kabhi-kabhi mere INTERNET ki speed itni dheemi ho jati hai, jaise koi banda udaas man se apni Biwi ko mayka se wapas laane jaa raha hai.
Status 24. Jab Remote kaam nahi karta to use itni zor se pit-te hai ki, bhale uska cell kitna bhi down ho wo dar ke maare ek-do baar or kaam kar hi deta hai.
Status 25. Logo ko pata nahi kaise sachha pyaar mil jata hai, hume to Subah Palang ke bniche utaari Chappal nahi milti.
Status 26. Bas itna hi kaha tha maine ki tere Pyaar me barso se pyaasa hu sanam, or usne Paani ka pipe muh me dalkar Motar chala di.
Status 27. Log kahte hai "humari naak katwa di", arre bhai to apni izzat naak me rakhte hi kyo ho, kahi or rakha karo na. :)
Status 28. Sikandar to hum apni Marzi se hai, par hum Duniya nahi DIL jeetne aaye hai.
Status 29. Ek ladka GOOGLE par likhta hai "How to impress a Girl if weak in English?? Google- Gurjar sudhar ja, Kheti kar le.. khet bik jaynge inke chakkar me.
Status 30. Har galat-fehmi ke silsile itne dilchasp hai, har Ent sochti hai ki deewar bas mujhse zinda hain
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