May 21, 2018

Latest WhatsApp Funny Status in Hindi 2018





  • Sikhana hai hunar hume bhi Jhuth bolne ka, is sach ne hamese koi apne cheen liye.
  • Aaj kal log Dua me kam , Chugliyo me jyada yaad karte hai.
  • $2M dollar in cash to slap the last person you texted, who you slapping.
  • Nakhre Aasmaan me Aur Khud ki Height 5 feet.
  • Ladkiyon ki jitni acchi shakal, utna ganda sense of humour.
  • Agar maine arrange marrige karli , bachhe kya sochenge papa se ek ladki set nahi hui.
  • There are 3 types of people. 
  1. Annoying
  2. Very annoying
  3. Movie dekhte waqt doubts puchne wale.
  • Koi aisi ladki hai yaha jisse PINK se jyada BLACK pasand hai.
  • Friend: Aur bhai kya chal raha hai life me? Me: Maa ka aashirwad, baap ke taane, sad gaane aur baki khuda jaane.
  • Plate me Samosa Samose me aloo, kuch dosto ko dekh ke lagta hai unke naam ka utta palu.
  • Ghar walo ko dar hai ki kahi ladka love marriage na karle, par unko ab kon bataye ki yaha message ka reply hi nahi aata.
  • Kasam se mai pehle ek bhi gaali nahi deta tha, fir zindagi me dost hi aise diye jo gaali sune bina baat hi nahi sunte toh gaaliyan seekh li.
  • Bahot paisa hone ke baad bhi Dosto ke saamne kangaal banna bhi ek talent hai.
  • Ladkiyon se bahas mat kara karo, Specially jab wo 
                - Depredded ho
                - Khush ho
                - Emotional ho
                - Pareshaan ho
                -Saans le rahi ho

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