- Sikhana hai hunar hume bhi Jhuth bolne ka, is sach ne hamese koi apne cheen liye.
- Aaj kal log Dua me kam , Chugliyo me jyada yaad karte hai.
- $2M dollar in cash to slap the last person you texted, who you slapping.
- Nakhre Aasmaan me Aur Khud ki Height 5 feet.
- Ladkiyon ki jitni acchi shakal, utna ganda sense of humour.
- Agar maine arrange marrige karli , bachhe kya sochenge papa se ek ladki set nahi hui.
- There are 3 types of people.
- Annoying
- Very annoying
- Movie dekhte waqt doubts puchne wale.
- Koi aisi ladki hai yaha jisse PINK se jyada BLACK pasand hai.
- Friend: Aur bhai kya chal raha hai life me? Me: Maa ka aashirwad, baap ke taane, sad gaane aur baki khuda jaane.
- Plate me Samosa Samose me aloo, kuch dosto ko dekh ke lagta hai unke naam ka utta palu.
- Ghar walo ko dar hai ki kahi ladka love marriage na karle, par unko ab kon bataye ki yaha message ka reply hi nahi aata.
- Kasam se mai pehle ek bhi gaali nahi deta tha, fir zindagi me dost hi aise diye jo gaali sune bina baat hi nahi sunte toh gaaliyan seekh li.
- Bahot paisa hone ke baad bhi Dosto ke saamne kangaal banna bhi ek talent hai.
- Ladkiyon se bahas mat kara karo, Specially jab wo
- Khush ho
- Emotional ho
- Pareshaan ho
-Saans le rahi ho
New Sad Status Gjb status hai
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